Small Package

Small Package is the second episode of the eleventh series of Not Going Out and aired on 8th January 2021.

Synopsis
Social niceties are stretched to snapping point when Lee and Lucy take in a package for their neighbour and inadvertently discover that it contains an embarrassing object that Lee now has to return. That proves to be easier said than done.

Plot
Lee (Lee Mack) is expecting the delivery of a brand new phone to the house. He goes into his living room to find a package which he immediately opens, only to open up a penis enlarger rather than his phone. His confusion is cured when Lucy (Sally Bretton) tells him that he should've read the label - the penis enlarger is for their new neighbour across the road. Lee reluctantly goes over the road to hand the package to his neighbour, Stuart (Tony Gardner), but decides against it when Stuart invites all his family to greet Lee. Lucy is furious when he returns with it, and sends him back over to Stuart's house, where he comes up with an alternative story. Lee decides the least awkward way to give him the package is to buy a new sealed penis enlarger. The next day, Lee takes the package over to Stuart. However, when another postman delivers a third package, Lee opens it to discover another penis enlarger - he has actually given Stuart the phone he ordered.

Main cast

 * Lee Mack as Lee
 * Sally Bretton as Lucy
 * Hugh Dennis as Toby
 * Francesca Newman as Molly

Secondary cast

 * Tony Gardner as Stuart
 * Jennifer Tollady as Catherine
 * Rob Witcomb as Stephen

Crew

 * Producer - Jamie Rix
 * Writer - Lee Mack
 * Writer - Daniel Peak