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Text is the second episode of the twelfth series of Not Going Out and aired on 1st April 2022.

Synopsis
When Lee accidentally sends a rude text about Anna to Lucy, he makes the stupid mistake of sending it to Anna herself. Lee and Lucy now face the impossible task of stealing Anna's phone and deleting the text before she reads it.

Plot
Lee (Lee Mack) has received a rare text from Anna (Abigail Cruttenden) who is on her way round to the house to drop off a bag of modelling compound for the children. Her visit was badly taken by Lee and he tries to send Lucy (Sally Bretton) a text to express how snobby and rude Anna is. Without his knowledge, the text was actually sent to Anna herself. It is now Lee and Lucy's mission to avoid Anna seeing the message and they must act as quickly and as deviously as possible.

Main cast

 * Lee Mack as Lee
 * Sally Bretton as Lucy
 * Abigail Cruttenden as Anna

Secondary cast

 * Alan Hay as Leslie
 * Eva Fontaine as Jane
 * Alison Senior as Shop Assistant

Crew

 * Producer - Jamie Rix
 * Writer - Lee Mack
 * Writer - Daniel Peak